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If only it supported data. Stream a file through it like a `cat |` to nine tails (well, 100...

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@jcs at some point of time we, as humans, may finally agree on all sorts of standards for sockets and plugs - maybe in this century?

@jcs i am. respectfully.

@jcs @ftg universal parallel bus

@jcs you would think there was some organization that worked on standards

@jcs And it's missing the old A-B square end for printers 8)

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But...
Where are the serial, parallel, and SCSI connectors?

@jcs puts the Universal in Universal Serial Bus

@jcs oh my god it has usb-c

@jcs It's like a cat-o-nine-tails with an off-by-one.
Sadism all the way through. Nice.

@jcs this is art in its highest form and the EU killed it

@jcs Cat o’ 10 tails?

(Clearly more than 2x Cat 5)

@jcs Cthulhusb

@jcs biblically accurate charging cable

@jcs @NanoRaptor
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! 🐙

@jcs@jcs.org I have something similar it comes in clutch a lot when I have niche old phones or game consoles on the desk

@jcs What has the EU ever done for us? :)

@jcs to quote tumblr, they beat jesus with that

@jcs the world without EU tyranny

@jcs Useless without DB-9 and mini DIN-8 connectors.

@jcs "Hey, do you have a charger for-"
"YES"

@jcs the natural world is full of wonder

@jcs a biblically accurate charger cord

@jcs Looks like another SUPERDANA product!

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@jcs I have one. It depressingly only moves 500mAmps and no data.