joshua stein
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(11:38:47) deraadt: I hate it when I blink and don't see myself blinking in the mirror.
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(11:01:28) dave: i need to find a new quiet nerdy friend to replace you
(11:01:41) me: post a m4m ad on craigslist
(11:01:47) dave: n4n
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12:55:36 me: it's snowing here :(
12:55:43 jeanne: hahahahaha
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23:10:02 dave: there was something about office though... the stuff people were giving me didnt import right
23:10:12 dave: too old or too new or too gay
23:10:26 me: "this excel macro virus is not supported in numbers"
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(23:26:46) merdely: jcs is out of alphabetic order at the very bottom
(23:32:40) deraadt: jcs always is, because he *(&$(*&#@$ wants to be lower class
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(18:16:22) dave: Ω
(18:16:31) dave: stupid cat
(18:16:44) dave: garfield is omega apparently
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<deraadt> It works. Don't fuck with it, you fucking fuck, or you will fuck it up.
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<marco> ipv6 is funny
<deraadt> Yeah, funny like a clown suit with blood on it.
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(22:14:12) dave: correct, isnt the sonicare like the bugatti of toofbrushes
(22:14:36) me: well maybe i just bought the lotus of toothbrushes
(22:14:45) dave: its slow?
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(22:01:54) dave: the beauty of being a shitty developer is that there is always something to fix
(22:02:04) dave: the shitty part of being a shitty developer is that there is always something to fix
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<art> I declare that this can't happen and I'm going home.
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<mk> working on a window manager with only one machine sucks.
<pyr> Xnest :1 ?
<beck> qemu
<kettenis> work on something that's actually useful?
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<kettenis> #define IH_OS_INVALID           0       /* Invalid OS   */
<kettenis> #define IH_OS_OPENBSD           1       /* OpenBSD      */
<kettenis> OpenBSD is the #1 OS according to uboot ;)
<ian> yeah, but that means we're pretty close to invalid, too
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<deraadt> A thousand dollar SHDSL modem has a warning to not use it near a swimming pool.  I'll have to keep that in mind.
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(16:10:09) dave: dunno i think we should play doom drink soda and get dropped off by our parents
(16:10:31) me: only if you bring your mid-tower pc and 16" crt in a laundry basket
(16:10:52) dave: how else would you expect me to bring over my personal computer
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(15:37:51) dave: i hate everyone and everything
(15:37:57) me: we hate you too
(15:38:01) dave: its obvious
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(16:39:25) dan: sweet, my name is Poopstick Wingtips
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(22:56:50) dave: i think you have a little more going for you than i do
(22:57:03) me: yeah i am pretty handsome
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(21:48:01) me: i think i'm going to give myself a haircut

(22:07:51) me: that is a lot of hair in the sink
(22:08:11) jeanne: you're making me nervous
(22:08:17) jeanne: don't fuck it up
(22:08:42) me: or you won't like me anymore?
(22:09:03) jeanne: i'll break up with you
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(17:35:25) me: so are you going to yenny's
(17:35:31) dave: presumably yes
(17:36:17) dave: why what troubles you my hasidic jew bear
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(16:14:15) yenny: i heart dumpster pups
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<tedu> ugen0: Microsoft Corporation (PROTOTYPE--Remember to change idVendor)
<tedu> my new phone :)
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<t> i think only about 5 openbsd developers can hike faster than japanese ladies
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such a happy couple...

(12:31:25) me (aim): pb&j!
(12:31:30) yenny: damn you
(12:31:49) yenny: choke on a peanut you bastard!!!!

(12:38:03) dave: is it lunch yet
(12:38:09) me: i'm eating pb&j right now
(12:38:15) dave: i hate you
(12:38:20) dave: die from paint fumes
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(10:58:58) dave: many times i woke up at niu with stripper glitter on my face and pillows
(10:59:00) dave: those were the days
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(12:35:38) dave: yeah before it was like a kid on ritalin just did a bunch of shots topped off with a line of coke
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Log message:
Retire OpenBSD/cats. Hardware is nice but prone to catch fire
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(10:11:03) dave: what a fucking jagoff
(10:11:07) dave: thats something you'd say
(10:11:12) dave: you jagoff
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<otto> CANNOT SEEK: BLK -334155520
<otto> fsck does not like large filesystems yet
<miod> ``CANNOT SEEK'' almost like a lolfsck.
<miod> err, almost sounds
<pedro> CANNOT HAS BLOCKZ
<miod> INVISIBLE BOUNDARY
<millert> I HAS BIT BUCKET
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(10:54:45) dave: we all have a place in this world ... mine is to fix things by complaining
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Log message:
Blink 8x slower, so that this fits better with Kraftwerk's ``Elektro
Kardiogramm'' in the background.
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Log message:
did you know that IPv6 packets are actually carried by turtles?
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(14:16:43) dave: wow that date::parse worked
(14:16:46) dave: i didnt have to do shit
(14:16:54) dave: wheres my paycheck
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<deraadt> -Only one remote hole in the default install, in more than 10 years!<br>
<deraadt> +Only two remote holes in the default install, in more than 10 years!<br>
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(16:05:40) dave: i am expartice with d-link gearz
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Log message:
the_t world_t would_t be_t a_t better_t place_t if_t some_t people_t did_t not_t feel_t the_t need_t to_t typedef_t everything_t
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(11:09:46) me: you know you're calling india when she spells a name and says "p as in paul, i as in india"
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<deraadt> linux/vax... 15 years in the making, and not done yet?
<miod> well, there are about as many people working on it than on netbsd/zaurus
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(14:59:22) dave: being gay has never tasted so good
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(10:47:06) dave: i got a shirt of a cracked out robot that says "i start fires"
(10:47:35) me: it should be a picture of a sony laptop battery that says that
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<pedro>
<miod> !
<pedro> sorry, baby took over my laptop
<miod> did he commit anything good?
<pedro> he did ubc ;)
<pedro> but i got back just in time to stop him from committing it
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<deraadt> and if you are running acpi for the candy, fuck off and die.
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(10:19:49) dave: im gay for jesus
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