the third time, the exception became the rule

hello. i am kind of drunk.

i am at home, though, drinking beer from my fridge. i cannot go to a bar because i do not have a drivers license.

why do i not have a drivers license? because i got a ticket the other day. but even if i did, i could not drive there.

why cannot i drive there? because i have no gas in my car.

why cannot i put more gas in my car? because i have no money.

why do i not have any money? because i had too many random things to pay for this month.

why did i have so many random things to pay for this month? i do not know.

would you like to see some pictures? okay. in the upper right is another picture of melissa's shoes. why does she leave her shoes at dave's house all the time? i do not know. but her shoes are pink. that is kind of silly. her shoes are the only bright thing in the picture; it reminds me of that girl with the red coat in schindler's list.

we were at the onion pub for lunch the other day.

i had a pizza there. it was pretty good.

this beer is starting to get warm.

i am hungry for a hotdog.